I've recently made a couple of fabulous purchases from Pennsylvania-based Xenotees. All the adorable clothes are professionally screen-printed on a manual 6 color press.
I bought the succulent fork shirt below...
And bought a tasty green version for Melissa. :)
There are plenty of other sweet options for guys and girls... Like this Collective Names of Animals shirt featuring a "knot of toads", a "sleuth of bears", or a "business of giraffes".
Love this Nerval Lobster Tee, too. The French poet Gerard de Nerval would apparently walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. The leash is in French, translated "I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don't bark..."